BODY: you’ve been pretty good at moderation lately

ME: thank you, it’s an effort

BODY: last week of Feb huh?

ME: yup – trying to close those rings!

BODY: remember the definition of “binging” and how you have to keep that under control?

ME: maaaaaybe

BODY: go ahead and move your leg to get out of bed

ME: AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!! CRAMP!!!! MAKE IT STOP!!!

BODY: releases my inner thigh/ groin muscle

ME: why did you do that?

BODY: why did you bike a kajillion miles, walk/ jog, hit the gym, and THEN? Walk from Clearwater to Indian Rocks on the beach?

ME: If you would quit being so stubborn and dump the smooth outer covering of jello and get my muscles swole….

BODY: Your old

ME: Y-O-U apostrophy R-E…….AAAAAHHHHHHGGGGGG!!!!! MY CALF!!!!! RELEASE MY CALF!!!!!

BODY: Wait ‘til you step down on those feet! Thought it was cool to walk miles on the beach barefooted huh?

ME: Those shells were tough and scraping along on the pavement wasn’t a good way to finish

BODY: You’ll find out when those stumps hit the floor.

ME: Toppling from the bed to the dresser and pulling myself into the shower – I NEED A WHEELCHAIR!

BODY: but you closed those exercise goals for Feb out huh?

ME: it’s March now – new month new goals

BODY: you won’t be riding far today – note that – March 1^st sore and can’t move freely

ME: you can’t stop me

BODY: silly fool

ME: cutting my morning ride short – legs are spaghetti, feet are on fire and cramping, and I think I got pneumonia – I’m toast

BODY: YOU’RE